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dek
God bless webcams.
DeFoRMiTy
(Action) gasps
where is TCA?
dek
(Action) slaps Ashe`
Ashe`
didn't hurt
Somehow I decided tomorrow I'd change the wifi adapter on my router
For some reason the instant I decided that
It stopped working properly
:D
dek
Hahah
Grr, I want the episoide n15 of Prison break.
Ashe`
I think you just want to live in a prison
With big black guys
dek
...
Black isn't my type.
Ashe`
You prefer small penises?
Your choice, I guess
dek
You aren't black, what about your penis then?
         

Ashe`
I have no penis, I'm a woman
I wish I had one though
dek
You aren't a woman.
At least I'm talking to one of your gfs...
Ashe`
Which one?
dek
Dunno, the blue-eyed one?
I didn't mean "At least"...
Bleh, I meant that, but it was a literal translation from Spanish, it didn't work correctly.
Ashe`
You'd better not talk to her in spanish, she just failed her exam ;)
dek
Pobrecita :_(
I would be very useful living in your house.
Ashe`
What for?
dek
Teaching her Spanish.
Ashe`
You can't, you're from Argentina
So you must speak argentinian!
Don't try to fool me >_<
dek
¬_¬
(Action) cockslaps Ashe`
Now it hurts, eh?
BoR0
Ashe!
Ashe`
Dunno, I thought I had some insect walking on my arm
dek
i---j = (i--)-j, right?
Ashe`
'lo BoR0
BoR0
whats with the minuses, dek? lol
Ashe`
With such a stupid line, you deserve a segfault
dek
(C)
I'm looking at obfuscated code.
Ashe`
http://www.difranco.net/cop2220/op-prec.htm
Have fun
dek
Thanks, sweety.
EwIck
it's not obfuscated
         

dek
int i;main(){for(;i["]<i;++i){--i;}"];read('-'-'-',i+++"hell\
o, world!\n",'/'/'/'));}read(j,i,p){write(j/p+p,i---j,i/i);}
Ashe`
Not that much obfuscated
dek
Nope
Ashe`
Typing more code by putting it in a string is a cheat
EwIck
that's actually quite easy to read
dek
i["]<i;++i){--i;}"] what would index?
BoR0
" is a number
dek
i[0] ?
BoR0
i[34] i guess
Ashe`
Yup, ]
dek
Wouldn't it be i[string]?
Ashe`
Oh, i[0] you typed
EwIck
it's the same as "]<i;++i){--i;}"[i]
Ashe`
It'd be "]<i;++i){--i;}"[i]
Yeah, that
BoR0
this is retarded
dek
Nice
Ashe`
Going there tomorrow
BoR0
those who write obfuscated code should do something more useful
Ashe`
Like write IRC bots
Wait, that's not useful either
BoR0
lol
Ashe`
Index porn
BoR0
dont make me run my irc bot
only 3kb
![raw command here]
Ashe`
3 kb sounds like much then
BoR0
uhm
its on Windows, dont forget about all the api calls
dek
fasm?
BoR0
visual studio c++
Ashe`
Just using VC++ I can make .exe's that are 2 KB
BoR0
i could do it in fasm too
Ashe`
With plenty of API calls..
BoR0
Ashe`: just your buffer for receiving should be at least 512 bytes
Ashe`
....
Now that's just ridiculous heheh
dek
BoR0 may I see the code?
BoR0
sure
sec
Ashe`
Hey look I need a 15 MB buffer in my app, so my .exe is 15 MB, boohoo
BoR0
its a bit old, i could make it much more better if i'd re-do it
EwIck
quake 4 needs 800 MB of ram, so its exe is 800MB yay
I'd be dying waiting for it to start
BoR0
http://www.modseven.de/pastebin.php?id=794
disc
q4 is cool.
i loved it.
Ashe`
Wasn't it Starcraft that was like 600 MB (the .exe)
EwIck
I like q4 too, at work
Ashe`
(then again it had all the textures and such embedded)
disc
starcraft is also cool.
EwIck
here I get a horrible fps
disc
i still play it, from time to other.
BoR0
World of Warcraft is about 4.7GB, and the exe is 4.6GB
disc
mine fps is ok.
i never liked wow that much.
Ashe`
BoR0: that's why it takes 3 months when you patch it
BoR0
btw, anyone plays world of warcraft here? =)
disc
not my kind of game.
EwIck
you should join our game at work during lunch time
disc
boro, tca does.
Ashe`
These days I play warcraft 3 with gfs
BoR0
yeah, but hes on US
disc
ashe, word.
BoR0
Ashe`: are you on EU? and if so what realm?
Ashe`
Can't find my starcraft disc
.be (today anyway)
disc
or.. broodwar, rather..
:)
Ashe`
Yup
Nothing like having 300 units
disc
hehe.
Ashe`
Stupid games limiting units to like 30-50
disc
;)
BoR0
oh, warcraft 3, i misread, sorry
disc
lurkers.
BoR0
disc: what was the name of those big thingies that take 8 of limit? in zerg
Ashe`
Protoss > *
disc
elephants?
i play human.
Ashe`
12 carriers + arbiters == boom
BoR0
terran
rofl
Ashe`: let me see your 12 carriers vs my 12 devours
owned.
Ashe`
Note that with protoss you can play terran and zerg at the same time
disc
hehe.
Ashe`
BoR0: obviously you've never played the game much
BoR0
devours do cleave damage
i would own your carriers
trust me, i did :) lots of time
if you want, we can play sometime
Ashe`
Somehow I managed to be in the top 10 of battlenet for a while, just with 12 carriers
BoR0
still have it on my pc *bah*
Ashe`
And there was no zerg player in the top 50
Go figure
You must have a special version of the game
BoR0
because they dont know how to play zerg
nothing special, just brain =)
Ashe`
Clicking on 12 units and moving them doesn't require a brain ;)
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