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_exe
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
Does anyone here speak Japanese?
crashah
??
_exe
I need someone to translate a paragraph
crashah
http://babelfish.altavista.com/ ?
_exe
I have it written with occidental characters.
Hutley
anybody knows fasm?
when i compile and go execute the .exe , shows error: Is not a Win32 Valid Program
_exe
I god you all.
nicos
nite all.
BoR0
nighty night
         

malfunc
lo
_exe
Hello malfunc.
"They called it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
malfunc
(Action) feels quite drunk
iN5tinct
does anyone here use tasm?
under winxp?
i'm having some problems with it "lagging" in a dos prompt window. but on the school computers, which also use xp but an older version of tasm, it seems to run fine.
just... wondering if anyone else had the same problem
EwIck
tasm is dead. nobody cares.
this is 2006
DOS is dead too.
_exe
Heh.
iN5tinct
true...
but you have to start somewhere
_exe
On Windows programming, for example :_P
iN5tinct
win32 asm?
16 bit real mode's easier to understand though
i guess the best thing is not to use tasm on winxp. perhaps a different assembler or an older os.
what the hell man..
http://www.grc.com/resume.htm
can you say good game.
"University of California at Berkeley. EECS (Electrical Engineering and Computer Sciences) major with 4.0 average. "
_exe
Who cares?
xum
so he went to school and paid attention, the man doesn't deserve a cookie until he cures cancer.
iN5tinct
yea but he did so much other stuff
_exe
Haha.
A lot of people did much other stuff.
iN5tinct
really..
there are more of these kind?
xum
of course, they just choose not to advertise it
_exe
If you're willing to worship someone... I don't know, worship B. Russell, or D. Knuth, or something better.
xum
pride is a sin.
iN5tinct
yea but everytime you see people with these... "stats".. just makes you feel so stupid
xum
it might make you feel stupid
i see it and think, "another one bites the dust"
iN5tinct
what does that mean..
         

_exe
If you read of someone called Gauss, you will feel like an idiot.
Actually, you're an idiot compared to Gauss.
iN5tinct
haha oh Gauss..
xum
it means he's already achieved the majority of what he'll achieve and he will soon die
iN5tinct
who ISN'T an idiot compared to him
_exe
I don't know. Probably Einstein wasn't an idiot comapred to him.
xum
einstein was autistic, he doesn't count
he was two shades shy of retarded, and we praise him for "theories"
iN5tinct
haha..
xum
charles manson had a theory, that people tasted better with worchestershire sauce, opposed to ketchup
iN5tinct
...
_exe
Hahaha.
xum
can you turn yourself into energy and transport anywhere you want? or can you kill someone and see which they taste better with
who's the genius.
iN5tinct
i think i'd side with einstein
xum
so you don't know how to tie your shoes either huh?
back to your tasm and xp?
iN5tinct
haha i'm not using tasm by choice
xum
is someone holding a gun to your head?
iN5tinct
not exactly. it's that the assembler at school is tasm and it's what the ta for the course uses to mark our stuff.
ah well
xum
that's close enough
it's not like you'd be able to win the arguement with the ta that tasm is crap and he should learn to use something else
iN5tinct
i don't think he had a choice either
it's a department thing
xum
there's always a choice
i'd fu*king quit
iN5tinct
i suppose that's an option
xum
i work at a tattoo shop in the ghetto .. this dealer was standing on the corner and saw me walking up the block ... asked if i had another cigarette as i just lit one and put it in my mouth, told him no, then flicked the cigarette into the street in front of him
i'm an as****e in real life too
iN5tinct
Lol
owned
xum
yep
just like his mom when i put her on the corner
_exe
Hahaha.
iN5tinct
aren't you afraid that someone may possibly hurt you or worse still, for your actions?
unless you're huge
you're probably huge
haha
_exe
I don't think he's huge.
iN5tinct
then what if the guy who asked was like 300 lbs of muscle..
_exe
Well, I don't understand lbs.
Tell me about MKS :_D
I'm starting to fu*king hate this band Anorexia Nervosa.
iN5tinct
well i wrote to the guy. asking if we can use any other assembler.
_exe
Well done.
How old are you?
iN5tinct
hopefully there is or are choice(s).
22
you?
_exe
19.
And fu*king counting :_(
I don't want to grow up.
iN5tinct
haha you're lucky. one more year in teens
_exe
6months :_/
AAW.
I don't want to be 2x.
iN5tinct
are you in highschool?
no you must be done
right?
_exe
Exactly. College.
iN5tinct
you like it?
_exe
Yeah. I fu*king love comp. sci. and math.
What are you studying?
iN5tinct
same
_exe
:_)
Where do you live?
iN5tinct
canada
you?
_exe
Argentina.
We both are americans ;_)
iN5tinct
haha..
_exe
Are French Canadian or English Canadian?
you
iN5tinct
oh english
_exe
City?
iN5tinct
toronto
haha my god..
" NanoProbe — my own TCP protocol implementation
I designed and wrote a complete IP protocol suite from scratch, in assembly language, to enable several major advances in our remote Internet security testing technology.
_exe
sup?
iN5tinct
"
_exe
Heh.
Cool.
iN5tinct
the gibson guy did it
ah forget this..
i'm out. later..
thugstaaa
Yo
Any1 from STL?
EwIck
STL? and who cares?
thugstaaa
You do
Don't you?
Sexy buns
Bugs bunny muffuca
:)))))))))))))))))))))))
EwIck
you know about first impressions don't you?
it's not looking good for you.
thugstaaa
Ohhh really?
No sh*t
Fuck u gonna do BiTcH?
:)))))))))))))))))
EwIck
that was so grammatically incorrect that it didn't even make any sense
thugstaaa
U don't make sense bi**h
:))))))))))
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