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conga
can someone help me how do we convert 1AF base 16 into octal?
edcba
yes calc.exe
conga
calc?
Hutley
(Action) gn8
vann
Ever|asT
I'm watching Elling.
Oral Norwegian is *imposible* to understand
I know how to write the words, but it's imposible to understand them when you pronounce it.
You sound like a mix between French and German.
I fu*king love your språk :_D
Ashe`
.asm push eax
wisebot
Ashe`: 50
Ashe`
.asm mov eax, dword ptr [ebx]
wisebot
Ashe`: Invalid instructions, impossible to assemble this code
         

Ashe`
.asm mov eax, ebx
wisebot
Ashe`: 89D8
toro
heh
wisebot isn't -that- smart, it seems.
?? asm
wisebot
toro: asm -> (assembly) A programming language which is a text representation of machine code (the language the computer speaks internally). Compilers simply translate their source language down to ASM level.
toro: ASM -> Auxilary Storage Manager
toro
what's this channel site again?
(Action) slaps fedex around a bit with a large trout
Ashe`
UPS
toro
?? site
wisebot
I don't know, maybe you should ask my friend google?
toro
tell me, you wisebot.
fedex
(Action) slaps toro around a bit with a large trout
suspekt
(Action) i told you i was a hardcore
vann
(Action) cuddles Mikkey
toro yesterday I watched Elling.
I fu*king love the way your språk sounds.
toro
woot :D
Elling is a nice movie :)
Mikkey
playing with homosexual 15 aged girls.
Ashe`
Talking about this, I now have 2 girlfriends
Mikkey
You better stop playing with the pillow.
Ashe`
Did I mention they both live with me?
Mikkey
Or I'll start to emphasize my jealousy.
Ashe`
Downside is:
14 feb: valentine
16 feb: birthday of unofficial gf
18 feb: birthday of official gf
20 feb: my birthday
Can't people make babies at different dates
vann
isn't your official gf jealous?
         

veins
mh
Ashe`
She's the one who started it
But could I blame her? :D
veins
Ashe`: c'mon, you know some guys dont have girlfriends, you have to share ...
vann
you aren't a fu*king arab, you can't have two women.
Ashe`
Why not?
veins: you can take _exe
veins
mh
who is _exe ?
Ashe`
Btw I saw something on TV a while ago
A guy
With 3 "wives"
veins
oh damn
Ashe`
And 43 kids!
vann
:_/
Ashe`
And 2 of the "wives" are sisters
veins
lol
Mikkey
haha
veins
ok this is a bit odd
and sick
vann
Jesus.
Mikkey
Now that bizarre.
* 's.
Ashe`
And they were filming when those people go to the supermarket heheh
(of course none of them have jobs or anything)
veins
so some of the children are both brother/sister and cousin
Ashe`
And the funniest is how it started
The mom of the sisters
Said "hmm, she can't find a boyfriend"
(for the single sister)
And the guy (who's the boyfriend of the other one that the time)
Said "well, I can help"
And the parents said ok
veins
heh
Ashe`
And the sister too
veins
like a job interview
sortof
Ashe`
Gotta love primitive people
Anyway they get like 4000 euros/month from aids
Mikkey
AIDS?.
Ashe`
Not that kind
Money from the state, cause they're unemployed
Mikkey
What is it? A subsidy?.
Ashe`
It's probably not much for almost 50 people
veins
lol
Mikkey
Right, and they have 43 children to feed.
veins
<Ashe`> Not that kind
haha
Ashe`
Still, the older ones look retarded
And the dad will probably make babies to those too
Heheh
veins
hehe
Ashe`
Btw the sisters said they wanted to make at least 10 more
(babies)
veins
mh
Mikkey
What interests me the most, is how are you going to try to get those children not to badtouch each other
Ashe`
They must badtouch
veins
trying to what ?
Ashe`
=> more money from the state
Mikkey
They're revolutionaries some way or another.
vann
Ashe` you could end that way, more or less.
Ashe`
It'll be a miracle if I have more than 1 kid
And none of my gfs have sisters
So who cares
+ the unofficial one will probably leave at some point so who cares
Mikkey
"PROBABLY LEAVE"
Ashe`
What?
vann
God, I can't believe you have two gfs.
Mikkey
Dating more than one girl is incredible.
Ashe`
I know
Especially since I didn't ask for anything
Mikkey
Even if they are concerned about the situation.
Ashe`
(Action) blessed by some higher entity
(TCA?)
vann
Haha
Mikkey
That's the highest, not a higher
Ashe`
Funny thing is they study in the same school/class
veins
intelligent design :-)
Ashe`
I guess it's simpler for the homeworks
Even if technically they both miserably failed the january exams
:D
veins
someone smart had to design your situation
Mikkey
I wonder what the reason would be? ;-)
vann
Was your girlfriend who told you to get another gf?
Ashe`
Nah it was before the "event"
Mikkey
But you better persuade your muses to start liking each other
(licking?)
veins
lol
no no
he must persuade them to compete with each other
more things to gain that way :)
vann
It would be funny if they become lesbian and leave him.
veins
haha
that only happens in movies ;-)
vann
Well, having two gfs only happens in movies too.
veins
nah, got many friends who had two gf's at the same time
but i have to admit that none had girlfriends that knew the existence of each other
this is maestria :-)
Ashe``
Gah, 2 gfs = messed up Wifi
[17:29.35] <@Mikkey> (licking?)
[17:29.42] <+veins> lol
[17:29.48] <Ashe`> My gf invited my (unofficial) gf
[17:29.54] <Ashe`> And she told me about it
[17:29.59] <Ashe`> SO I'M NOT THE ONE TO BLAME
veins
mh
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