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Drakas
itrebal: that's pretty good. When X dies or something like that, you can always use links to browse the net. and it especially feels good if it's your own site which you must edit quickly
Azuos001
Drakas: do you need any more information?
Zbouhhhh
I'm searching the answer to give to people wanting help to write an unspecified heap of code. I believe I saw here ( somewhere... maybe a bot answer ) links to suggest to such peoples
itrebal
i'm actually thinking of setting up a crappy computer and installing some linux on it for my graphical browsing :)
Jemt
itrebal: LOL :)
Zbouhhhh
[22:59] <Drakas> the bot is dead :D >> no, he was answering me in pv. but it wasn't the answer I was searching
Drakas
ah ok :]
Jemt
itrebal: GUI is sooo overrated
Drakas
lol itrebal
         

itrebal
Jemt: hehehe i really dont use it very often at all
Wolfpaws
!+start an editor war
php-bot
vim is the ultimate editor. nothing, not even emacs is superior.
itrebal
though, i need to learn `screen'
Drakas
i like gui
lol Wolfpaws ;DD
Jemt
itrebal: I must confess that I'm running Gnome :)
eddiestone
do text-based ones support http-auth?
Drakas
i use vim only because it's available
Jemt
admin*
admit*
Drakas
and emacs is some crappy non making sense thing : ]]
I am running gnome too
though i don't much like it
Jemt
I've tried Emacs once, and never really got the hang of it.
itrebal
!tell Wolfpaws about start an editor war
Drakas
... if there was some Gecko based WM
freeone3000
I only use emacs for list.
Jemt
I'm quite pleased with the Gnome that comes with Ubuntu
freeone3000
*lisp.
Zbouhhhh
Eclipse !!!
freeone3000
I'm quite pleased with the console that comes with Debian.
itrebal
Jemt: IceWM :)
freeone3000
But. AfterStep.
         

Wolfpaws
itrebal: you're an idiot.
itrebal
Wolfpaws: lol
Jemt
itrebal: I'd prefer Fluxbox in that case :)
I*
Drakas
i'm pleased that nothing cmes with Gentoo
:D
itrebal
Jemt: i twas using Blackbox but Ubuntu screwed it up
Jemt
Drakas: Hehe
Drakas
and i am using gentoo
itrebal
(Action) never wants to compile X
Jemt
itrebal: Yes, I also took me a while to get Fluxbox working on Ubuntu 5.04 - havn't tried it since though
Drakas: Life it so short to do all that compiling yourself. Precompiled packages for the win
hda1
hi
freeone3000
Precompiled packages for the SLOW.
Jemt
hda1: What are you doing here? I havn't mounted you today
Drakas
Jemt: actually, LFS is the one that is evil
itrebal
how about *not* having a distro war too?
Drakas
Jemt: gall i do in gento ois "emerge gnome" ;
;]
hda1
i tried emerge php... http://nopaste.php-q.net/215712 error message. what can i do?
Jemt
Drakas: True, that is nice :)
Drakas
itrebal: how about having a war?
hda1
Jemt, hm
Drakas
aah kick those bots!!
:D
Gettok: what are you doing?
lol holy sh*t
leave the chan
Wolfpaws
Drakas: Are you volounteering?
Drakas
server is gonna get flooded
Jemt
O.O
Drakas
hm not
:}
nikns
;]
Drakas
there's 500 people.
five bots sending a message at once - 2500 messages overall
Wolfpaws
(Action) looks at Drakas
Drakas
2500 messages * 80bytes / message = 200000 bytes ( 200kb ) :)
Jemt
Well, don't think my PHP project is writing itself. I'd better get back to work. There is only a few months left before I can call my self Systems Developer. Thinking of taking a Zend Certificat afterwards :)
Gettok
dit woola
parler en français bande de merde
Jemt
:-S
Zbouhhhh
Gettok > c'est des anglophones...
Drakas
you see?
Zbouhhhh
Yeah , ;à
:)
Drakas
they're testing now
Nomikos
Drakas, what's that do? just curious
Drakas
Zbouhhhh: what did gettok say?
Wolfpaws
idiots
Nomikos
egr.. Wolfpaws
even
Zbouhhhh
Drakas > he told bad words
Drakas
Nomikos: they put bots to flood the server
Zbouhhhh: translation available?:)
Nomikos
yeah, what's the +r do?
Zbouhhhh
if you want. but that would be an aproximate translation ; I'm not en expert in english
Drakas
eeh i forgot what +r is
eddiestone
does anybody knows a good DAO framework for php?
Wolfpaws
Nomikos: You can't join if you're not registered
Drakas
+r means that chan is registered
Nomikos
Wolfpaws, ah, thanks
and Drakas too :)
Drakas
Wolfpaws: isn't +R the one you just said?
Wolfpaws
no
+R is you can't talk if you're not registered
Zbouhhhh
Drakas > he says roughly "Seak french, you fu*king heaps of craps "
Drakas
right.
Zbouhhhh: lol @ that guy ';
;]
var
The power of christ compels you!
Drakas
unset(var);
:D
Zbouhhhh
var > the power of who ?
Drakas
var: what is christ?
sounds evil
Wolfpaws
isn't that a rock band?
hda1
i tried emerge php... http://nopaste.php-q.net/215712 error message. what can i do?
TML
Wolfpaws: Who?
Master_Shake
Is there a good way to open a file and push what's in it into an array?
Wolfpaws
TML: something called "Christ" :)
TML
Wolfpaws: Oh. I thought you were going somewhere totally different with that.
Wolfpaws
TML: =)
TML
"Isn't that a band?" "Who?" "Yeah..."
Drakas
hda1: i am sure #gentoo can help you as well as emerge --sync or looking at http://bugs.gentoo.org/
Nomikos
Master_Shake, file($filename) ?
Drakas
Master_Medic: file($file);
Wolfpaws
TML: I'm not *that* lame ;)
Drakas
hda1: obviously you should do -recode in your use flags
hda1
Drakas, ok
Drakas
hda1: it tells you what to do in the actual error
Zbouhhhh
var > could the ch/list
zut
sorrty
hda1
are things with yellow stars errors or just hints?
Zbouhhhh
var > could your chirst K-Line somebody ?
itrebal
http://repository.itrebal.com/uploads/k-line.gif
Zbouhhhh
LOL
Drakas
;]]]
Sacro
anyone here any good with PostNuke, theres noone in their channel
Zbouhhhh
that's a kill
itrebal
heh
Wolfpaws
!+nuke
php-bot
Nuke: Just Say No, See http://img.voidofmind.com/?d=funny&x=phpnuke7.jpg for what the author of phpnuke has to say about version 7! We don't support PHP-Nuke here. Please contact the PHP-Nuke support team.
flam
"SELECT * FROM albums WHERE al_uid = '11'"; shouldn't that return two rows tho I have to rows which in al_uid is 11?
or do i have to do a special hack?
freeone3000
Ehm.
Why not just check mysql_num_rows()?
Nomikos
flam, there are no php functions that return multiple rows in one go, you'll have to loop through the result set
Drakas
(Action) KILL PHP NUKE
img.voidofmind.com isn't working :[
flam
Nomikos: hm, ok. and the other query have to somehow exclude the first row then..
Wolfpaws
(Action) looks for alternative
Nomikos
flam, http://dev.expocom.nl/functions.php?id=19 is an example of a function you could use to fetch all rows
TML
Nomikos: That's not entirely true.
flam
Nomikos: i'll check. thx a lot.
Nomikos
TML, that costs extra :-p
TML
Nomikos: There are no PHP functions that return multiple *mysql* rows in one go.
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