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HolyGoat
itrebal: They think we're cool.
Xsploit
Results 1 - 10 of about 454,000 for goatse
Pollita
90% of the goats in the SF Bay Area are employed as groundskeeps and paid under the table at that.
^Migs^
I'm pretty sure all animals look up to us
Xsploit
Results 1 - 10 of about 13,000 for goatsex
HolyGoat
Pollita: At least they're employed
itrebal
mmmm... a pizza with mozzarella & feta cheese, with spinach, black olives and tomatos..
^Migs^
they realize we're the supreme overlords on this planet
that's kind of sad, in a way
HolyGoat
Real sad.
         

Pollita
HG: So are the Cows, They work in meat production, textiles, dairy, a whole range of skilled professions
^Migs^
that animals have no way to aspire to positions of grandeur
they're born into subservient roles
HolyGoat
Pollita: But they're not as cool, no matter how hard they try.
Pollita
Any cow around here could buy and sell your kind like taiwanesse hookers
HolyGoat
^Migs^: If humans are the supreme overlords on this planet, it might say a lot about this planet. Or humans.
^Migs^
oh yeah, we milk em too
mattmcc
TML: What I tagged relevant to shelving. The second one is really more of a short rehashing of the first, but, eh. http://del.icio.us/mattmcc80/shelving
Stormchaser
Well... we have holycow on this server as well :)
Pollita
Stormchaser: Lock 'em in a channel together and start a HolyWar?
HolyGoat
Pollita: Oh pft. I'm not going into that kind of argument again. You might have the wrong perception of cows.
Stormchaser
Pollita: :)
HolyGoat
You know what this cow told me about you the other day?
Stormchaser
HolyGoat: Because they're better thaan goats?
(Action) runs
Pollita
"Moo"?
mattmcc
Stormchaser: No, that's sheep.
Goats go to hell.
HolyGoat
How the hell did you know that.
See? They talk behind my back.
Pollita
Who do you think started the rumors
HolyGoat
Backstabbers.
^Migs^
I think sheep are smarter than cows
HolyGoat
Sheep! Inferior.
         

Pollita
(Action) spits on sheep
mattmcc
Cows sometimes carry guns, however.
Pollita
Now.... CHICKENS on the other hand
mattmcc
Fighting for bovine freedom, and all that.
Pollita
CHICKENS > *
HolyGoat
chickens are tasty
Pollita
POLLOS DE PODER!
...goddamnit...
^Migs^
I love chicken
HolyGoat
I wonder who the first person was who started eating animals. I mean, come on. That's cruel. Now that everyone does it, it's not cruel anymore.
Pollita
how the fu*k am I supposed to write with you people around...
/clear ##php
^Migs^
what? We're too interesting?
Pollita
s/interresting/distracting/
Stormchaser
Pollita: no, that's _RainMkr_'s job :)
HolyGoat
Yes, that must be it. We're pretty damn interesting.
Stormchaser: Aww.. he will carry that with him all his life.
Stormchaser
HolyGoat: :)
HolyGoat
Stormchaser: Employers will refuse him because of it
Stormchaser
HolyGoat: My boss got it off worse... H'll had #rm -rf / to live with :)
HolyGoat
Stormchaser: wow
he must be some frustrated man
Stormchaser
lol
biscuit
my server works fine guys.. But everytime someone trys a php page it says "Site not Responding"
Jymmm
biscuit: That's what is suppose to happen.
Stormchaser
biscuit: Then your server doesn't work fine./
biscuit
Jymmm: ??
Jymmm
biscuit : you said "my server works fine" so that MSUT be it's function.
biscuit
Jymmm: Ok.. You lost me.. But on local testing it works
HolyGoat
We're having an excursion at work tomorrow morning.
Jymmm
HolyGoat you get to crawl out from under your rock?
Stormchaser
We don't have work tommorow :)
HolyGoat
Jymmm: Yeah. I fear tomorrow.
itrebal
i might have a web-design job..
HolyGoat
We're going to visit the monitoring center.
Jymmm
HolyGoat : Just watch out for falling sky!
Stormchaser
HolyGoat: Take vacation. FAST!
HolyGoat
Oh god. I didn't even consider the falling sky yet. Now I'm really scared.
Stormchaser: I should.
Jymmm
HolyGoat oh, a field trip... you got permission from your mommy already, right?
HolyGoat
Yes, as long as I'm not at home, mom is doing fine.
Jymmm
HolyGoat: If not, you'll have to stay back with the remedial kids
HolyGoat
I think the people there are going to act all 1337.
Jymmm
HolyGoat Oh, so she doens't like you as much as we dont, huh?
HolyGoat
"Look at us, ... monitoring stuff"
Jymmm: I don't know my mother well, so I can't really tell ;)
Jymmm
HolyGoat aint feeling the love ***GROUP HUG***
HolyGoat
yuk
you people smell
Jymmm
***GROUP SEX*** ??????/
nixvada
lol
itrebal
(Action) hasnt showered since the newyears party
Stormchaser
(Action) hasn't showered... um... ever
Jymmm
(Action) turns the firehouse on itrebal
and hose too
HolyGoat
I haven't showered since Stormchaser touched me
itrebal
hehe
Tokeiito
good night
bch2
anyone ever have problems connecting to mysql with a PHP script and getting an error that mysql.sock doesn't exist when it actually does and in the right place, with the right permissions?
HolyGoat
bch2: make sure it is where php thinks it is
bch2: run phpinfo(), you'll see
and if it's not, just symlink it
bfdhud
Anyone know the location of a good tutorial covering "permalink" urls? how to make them?
mattmcc
Simple; don't make them.
Stormchaser
lol
mattmcc
Make the actual URLs permanent themselves.
Tac_Work
IE is choking on some file uploads and giving me the page not found error on submit of the form....
but Firefox loves it
mattmcc
The very existence of the concept of a permalink demonstrates a fundamental flaw in the understanding of the web.
Tac_Work
and sometimes IE works too....
mattmcc
URLs are not supposed to change.
Tac_Work
is it a PHP issue? or is there something screwy in my form probably?
bfdhud
mattmcc, I am just asking for a tutorial covering it.
Stormchaser
http://inventgeek.com/projects/mousepad/overview.aspx <-- ummm....
Tac_Work
the form is simple... <form action="" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data"><input type="hidden" name="key" value="image" /><input type="file" name="infile" /><br /><input type="submit" name="submit" class="bdy" value="Upload Logo" /></form>
but on IE it just doestn like me sometimes
mattmcc
Stormchaser: I believe you can also buy mice with fans in them.
derxob
is anyone willing to help me fix a flaw in a php form on my website that is allowing people to use our form and server as a spam gateway .. I'm not good with PHP ..
mattmcc
derxob: Does the form include a "to address" field?
derxob
mattmcc, yeah a hidden value=mail@mail.com something like that
mattmcc
derxob: Yeah. It's fairly trivial for the user to set that to whatever they want.
Stormchaser
mattmcc: I don't have a fetish for that ;)
derxob
mattmcc, yeah thats the issue.. but I'm unfortunately unable to fix the flaw
mattmcc
derxob: Well, it's easy. Take it out. Hardcode the 'to' address in your mail() call.
derxob
mattmcc, I wish it was that easy. the php is a bit more complicated than that
mattmcc, it has some if's in it and such .. the value is not always the same email addy
mattmcc
The form can send messges to different addresses?
derxob
mattmcc, would you mind if I pm'd you some specifics ?
HolyGoat
specifics, kinky
Majd
Hey, what's wrong with this code: http://pastebin.com/544039 ?
this is how i'm calling it: $admin = new adminclass('uploads/headlines');
mattmcc
$this->uploadDir
itrebal
who the hell delivers pizza with a mustang?
Majd
oh yeah
(Action) slaps himself for being dumb
HolyGoat
itrebal: heh
mattmcc
itrebal: People who use their personal vehicles?
HolyGoat
itrebal: Maybe it's not the pizza guy. Fear.
itrebal
HolyGoat: hehe
Stormchaser
itrebal: Someone wants your servers
ph33r
HolyGoat
ph33r t3h b33r
itrebal
Stormchaser: noone in their right mind wants my server :)
lblue
I'm trying to delete a database record in an objects __destruct() What's the best way to handle the database connection?
Should I connect in the destructor?
rickhax
is __FILE__ a valid constant in php 4.2.2.? I am getting premature end of script headers in a simple php script using __FILE__
Stormchaser
itrebal: I want it
(Action) runs amok
HolyGoat
lblue: Uhm, you could. Doing stuff like that in the destructor is not very good practice in itself though.
itrebal
Stormchaser: hehe
HolyGoat
rickhax: Yes, that is a valid predefined constant.
Stormchaser
http://www.hackaday.com/entry/1234000537073518/ <-- I want this to work with my palm :)
HolyGoat
wow, this is the third time firefox is crashing on ads tonight. Time to get adblock again.
mattmcc
Plugin/libc issues?
lblue
HolyGoat: Thanks I'll try to think of a better approach. I'm creating something a bit like perl's tie connecting an object to a database record. I need the records id when the object is created but I don't want to save a bunch of otherwise empty objects.
HolyGoat
Not sure. It hangs as soon as ads get loaded from ad servers.
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