ha.. this stuff is gold
"Do you know what part of a dog needs scratchin'? Do ya? It's their BRISKET."
"The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+"
I wish I knew why crap like that amuses me so
MORE THAN I'M AMUSED BY PRINCESS VAN DAM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DEATH